carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trollingterminallyCapricious [TC]
CG: GAMZEE.
— terminallyCapricious [TC] is idle! —
CG: OH WOW, YOU’RE IDLE AGAIN, JUST WHAT I WANTED TO SEE FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME, A QUINTESSENTIAL FUCK YOU NOTIFICATION.
CG: JUST MOVE RIGHT THE FUCK ALONG KARKAT YOUR MOIRAIL IS STILL OFF DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK HE’S DELUDING HIMSELF INTO DOING AND YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO SWEAT IT OUT LIKE A QUADRIPLEGIC WIGGLER.
CG: GAMZEE COME ON, JUST ANSWER ME.
CG: AT LEAST TELL ME THAT YOU’RE EATING IT’S BEEN AN ENTIRE BULGEBREAKING WEEK.
—terminallyCapricious [TC] is idle! —
CG: YES I KNOW HE’S IDLE YOU SHIT-SMEARED EXCUSE FOR CODING PROGRAMMED BY SOMEONE WITH A SEVERE CASE OF RABID THINKPAN HEMORRHAGING THAT’S THE FUCKING *PROBLEM*.
CG: UGH.
CG: MESSAGE ME AS SOON AS YOU SEE THIS, OKAY?
CG: YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO COME BACK RIGHT AWAY JUST A LITTLE NOTIFICATION THAT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE.
CG: PLEASE.

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Part 2 of Solitude
((OOC: Warning for severed heads, implied corpse kissing and blood! Seriously, don’t read it if any of those things bother you.
Karkat’s dialogue in the comment box written by: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com/
OMG forgot the scars, sorry about that, fixed it now.))

talk to me, brother. :o) ————((OOC: ASK NOW CLOSED! SORRY! If you have submitted a question in the past and it hasn’t been answered, THERE IS STILL A CHANCE IT WILL BE ANSWERED!!!! I have quite a few planned from old questions, just been whittling them down and I need some more variety. :oDPic without ask thing.))

talk to me, brother. :o)

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((OOC: ASK NOW CLOSED! SORRY! If you have submitted a question in the past and it hasn’t been answered, THERE IS STILL A CHANCE IT WILL BE ANSWERED!!!! I have quite a few planned from old questions, just been whittling them down and I need some more variety. :oD
Pic without ask thing.))

Gamzee: got yourself feeling calm now, my most palest of brothers?
Karkat: NO, I FEEL LIKE I JUST WATCHED A SLOW MOTION FLAMING TRAIN WRECK FILLED WITH AN ENTIRE CACHE OF DIAMONDS AS IT CAREENED OFF TRACK INTO A FETID SWAMP OF THE MONSTROUS HORRORS THAT YOU SEEMED TO CALL CONSOLATORY GESTURES.

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((OOC: Fuck, forgot to say, Karkat’s writer is still: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com/ arrgh.))

((OOC: full sizeoh yes, more non-answer art. this was inspired by something sushinfood said in her tumblr and i had to do it. i have also just SEVERELY dated myself, but whatever. this cartoon was one of my favourites as a child (and i still love the movie) so. yeah. for those of you who don’t understand the reference, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PimZ66nqzI))

((OOC: full size
oh yes, more non-answer art. this was inspired by something sushinfood said in her tumblr and i had to do it. i have also just SEVERELY dated myself, but whatever. this cartoon was one of my favourites as a child (and i still love the movie) so. yeah. for those of you who don’t understand the reference, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PimZ66nqzI))

((OOC: consider this a belated request from the stream; someone asked for gamkar and i didn’t want to kill everyone with more pandering to something i could draw (and sometimes do draw) all day so yeah. also plus i had intentions of sleeping until my brain decided i needed to draw gamkar. needed. the anatomy is terrible i’m sorry let me know if non-answer related artwork is annoying, yeah?))

((OOC: consider this a belated request from the stream; someone asked for gamkar and i didn’t want to kill everyone with more pandering to something i could draw (and sometimes do draw) all day so yeah.

also plus i had intentions of sleeping until my brain decided i needed to draw gamkar. needed. the anatomy is terrible i’m sorry

let me know if non-answer related artwork is annoying, yeah?))

ain’t no stranger to getting my miss on about shit, brother.
AIN’T NO MOTHERFUCKER UNACCUSTOMED TO THAT BURN TINGLE UP INSIDE ME.
all them yearnings getting at you
MOTHERFUCKING THRASHING UP INTO YOU
sundering your pump biscuit
TEARING THAT WICKED SHIT INTO MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING PIECES.
yeah i ain’t unfamiliar with all that noise.
IN MOTHERFUCKING FACT
you might be like to saying i’m all kinds used to it.

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((OOC: ahahahaha fuck backgrounds omfg.))

Gamzee: aww man just all motherfuckin being like to pretend.
Karkat: YES BECAUSE MURDEROUS FANTASIES ARE SOMETHING CONSIDERED HELPFUL TO YOUR ALREADY PSYCHOTIC THINKPAN. WAIT. NO, THAT’S ASININE, NOW STOP PAILING YOUR PANTS OVER MURDER, IT’S CREEPY.
Gamzee: whatever you motherfucking say, bro.

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((OOC: Karkat’s writer was ME, no just kidding, it’s still my bro: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com/
Content Warning for blood and death!))

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((OOC: As always, Karkat’s writer is: http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com/
Sorry for the delay in posting also; originally started working on a different one, but swapped to this one half way through the first.))

anyways, ain’t makeouts being all a red or black thing?

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((OOC: As always, Karkat’s writer is:  http://tactfulgrimalkin.tumblr.com/  - should i even make note of this anymore?!
PLEASE NOTE THIS ANSWER IS FOR THIS RESPECTIVE INSTANCE OF THE CHARACTERS: This is not a be all and end all opinion on Gamkar red/black rom or anything like that, this is just the answer from the character’s mouth in regards to this blog, nothing else. Hell, I’ve even RPed gam<3kar, I really have /nothing/ against it! They are just moirails for this blog, and are best as moirals for this blog. That’s it, really! You’re not wrong or stupid for shipping them in any other way, i swear :( I’m really sorry to anyone I upset with this.
Also I please beg that nobody uses this post as some kind of non <> gamkar ship attack fodder, because /this is not how its intended/. If I see anyone doing that, I will cut a bitch. No lie.)) 

no chart’s got enough motherfucking numeral digits to be properly correlating all the love i got for this wicked addition.

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((OOC - thank you again to http://psychoticbeast.tumblr.com/ for helping me with the animation again! you are awesome!
LET’S GET THIS ON THE RIGHT BLOG THIS TIME.
OH YEAH, over 1500 followers??!?!?! i don’t even know what to do to celebrate this. omfg.))

ASK BOX: CLOSED AGAIN!motherfuck if redundancy ain’t feeling like the name of the motherfucking game.ASK BOX HAS ITSELF ALL MOTHERFUCKING CRACKED OPEN ONCE MORE, MY BROTHERS.thrashing itself about like the motherfuckin vitality’s being all sucked out of its dermis.BEST YOU GET TO MOTHERFUCKIN FILLING IT UP.get all motherfucking interrogatory on its rebellious ass.HONK. :o) &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-((OOC: NOTE This picture is NOT part of the Capricious Queries canon (that feels weird to write), it&#8217;s just simple fluff for no reason other then I wanted some art to put with the announcement and had nothing else available.And for those who have submitted questions previously: Still a REALLY good chance they&#8217;ll be answered, I just like having a large base so I can bounce around depending on how inspiration strikes.Version without the ask thing here: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kk0joBO91rb3ytso1_1280.png )) 
ASK BOX: CLOSED AGAIN!

motherfuck if redundancy ain’t feeling like the name of the motherfucking game.
ASK BOX HAS ITSELF ALL MOTHERFUCKING CRACKED OPEN ONCE MORE, MY BROTHERS.
thrashing itself about like the motherfuckin vitality’s being all sucked out of its dermis.
BEST YOU GET TO MOTHERFUCKIN FILLING IT UP.
get all motherfucking interrogatory on its rebellious ass.
HONK. :o)

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((OOC: NOTE This picture is NOT part of the Capricious Queries canon (that feels weird to write), it’s just simple fluff for no reason other then I wanted some art to put with the announcement and had nothing else available.
And for those who have submitted questions previously: Still a REALLY good chance they’ll be answered, I just like having a large base so I can bounce around depending on how inspiration strikes.
Version without the ask thing here: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kk0joBO91rb3ytso1_1280.png )) 

all up and gave it a motherfuckin shot once.
DIDN’T GET IT WORKED OUT ALL HOW I MOTHERFUCKING GOT TO EXPECTING.
no motherfuckin desire to be making attempts fresh any time soon.

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((OOC Warning: minor body horror/gore??? idk, it’s pretty stylized.
oh yeah, trying to write a short story IC as gamzee is hard. i don’t recommend it.)) 

motherfucker never did get to waking in any time proper.

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((OOC: Phew! Artblock sucks. ANYHOW Thank you so much to gravityjump.tumblr.com, who helped me with the base of the background on the full size and the stars and then i messed it up with detailing. I OWE YOU MY LIFE MAN.
ALSO FULL SIZE OF THE FINISHED PICTURE:  http://apologija.tumblr.com/post/28801487019/full-size-of-the-artwork-done-for-capricious 
Consider it a thank you for over 1,300 followers, ya’ll are crazy!))